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Secret Announcement
Radio Caroline has a secret announcement to make. However, the announcement, which is secret, has been embargoed. When something is embargoed it means that nobody can talk about it until the embargo, which is like a kind of automatic car barrier in a pay as you leave car park, has been lifted.The announcement is secret until it is made and thereafter will no longer be secret. When the announcement is made, lots of genuine Radio Caroline fans will jump for joy and say hip hip horay.
For the moment we can't say anything in case a DTI spy realises what Radio Caroline has done, but we hope that you are as excited as all the staff at Radio Caroline are when you finally get to hear the news. Of course, if you really cared about Radio Caroline (which you obviously don't) you would be helping properly and then you'd already know the secret announcement.
However, since you are not a member of staff you are quite rightly being left in the dark good and proper. It's those that get off their fat asses that are rewarded with knowing about Radio Caroline and the secret things going on, not wasters like you. Real Radio Caroline fans know all about the secret, whilst you are none the wiser, so there.There will be another hint about the secret announcement in the next few days, meanwhile Caroline bosses wish you a very Merry Christmas. Please do not spend all your Christmas money as there will be plenty of Caroline things to buy in 2005!